Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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