why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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