Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I didn't notice because vodka
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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