Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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