I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
