Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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