white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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