We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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