Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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