so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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