We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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