What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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