Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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