at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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