***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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