Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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