I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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