I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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