the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm passing your future prison.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Randomize
