My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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