Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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