Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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