I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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