I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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