We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
