More tranny stories later!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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