hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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