just come out here and I will go home with you...
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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