i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
