we're blogging at a bar
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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