so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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