Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
babies were throwing up all over the place
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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