seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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