we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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