she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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