i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
