Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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