Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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