Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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