Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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