Have you finally orgasmed yet?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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