I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Do plants get herpes?
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