She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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