No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Randomize