I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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