Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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