that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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