How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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