I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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