we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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