You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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