can u get pink eye on your cock?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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