CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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