They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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