Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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