I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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