you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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